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I’m going to become a witchI’ve decided I will now make it my life’s work to become a witch. Not one of the one’s like you see in cartoons or movies like the craft. not the ones you see at new age bookstores with their coyote shirts and dream catchers and healing crystals. I am going to become a real bonafide (pronounced bone-ah-fee-day) witch that can cast spells and levitate things and basically ruin people’s lives if I so choose. Some may think that this new passion of mine is stemming from my recent break up. But I say, NO! This is not a mere time waster (waister?) until I find my next sweetie. I AM SERIOUS THIS TIME. WITCHES ARE MY LIFE!
seriously?
